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So now you can crack open this bad boy, and you’re not just sipping on some ultra smooth, award winning vodka – yeah, man, it’s like a party in a bottle. You drink it down, and then, wham! – that empty bottle magically transforms into a fully functional water-pipe. It’s like, you drink to celebrate and then get toke to celebrate some more. So whether you’re chilling with your buds or just looking to kick back solo, this Judges Water Vodka is your ticket to a double whammy of good times. Sip, relax, and when the bottle’s done, you’re not just left with a memory – you’ve got a killer bong ready for the next session.
But is the vodka any good, man?
Let me
answer that
"THAT'S GOOD VODKA, THAT'S GOOD VODKA AND I KNOW VODKA."
- Bert Kreischer
A.K.A. The Machine
THE LEGEND
OF THE JUDGE'S WATER
People ask us - Hey man, why vodka? Well, it all happened because of one crazy night when Chong almost went to jail. Here is the tale of the Judge's Water...
Chong and I were completely blazed from the stash we ate. We were just pulled over on the side of the road when a cop found us and took us in.
Chong could barely walk, he desperately needed water. The Judge had a whole pitcher of water, so we went to snatch some.
I swiped her glass while she was distracted and gave it to Chong.
Chong took a big swig, and realized...
That's fuckin' vokdka, man!!
court adjourned....
The courtroom was silent and no one could believe what just happened. Because of Judge Gladys Dykes' secret stash, we got set free, man!
TIME OUT!
THIS IS A LOT OF INFO. I NEED A QUICK SAFETY BREAK, MAN.
OK, NOW BACK TO IT...
WHAT COMES IN THE BOX?
ALL THE THINGS YOU NEED TO GET THE PARTY FLOWIN', MAN.
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO CONVERT THE VODKA BOTTLE INTO A WORKING WATER-PIPE IN ONE BOX.
DIAMOND DRILL BIT
DRILL GUIDE
PIPE & BOWL
PIPE GASKET
BOTTLE
A 750ML BOTTLE FULL OF GOLD MEDAL WINNING VODKA.
BEFORE YOU CONVERT IT YOU HAVE TO DRINK IT. ENJOY IT, IT'S GOOD STUFF, MAN. THEN FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO CONVERT IT.
GLADYS DYKES GUIDE
A STEP BY STEP WALKTHROUGH >
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